Golf by day. Degeneracy by night. Named for a bar that would not survive a health inspection — and a godfather who'd be proud it's still standing.
The Duffy's Invitational began the way all great traditions do: a group of friends looking for an excuse to spend a weekend together. What started as a casual outing in Birchwood, Wisconsin has grown into an annual gathering of childhood friends, college buddies, and a steadily expanding roster of "strays" who somehow became family. The name comes from a well-known dive that the lucky members of this tournament have had the privilege of visiting — and our godfather Ron would be glad to know his bar lives on through a group of degenerate gamblers, borderline AA members, and good-timers.
Over the years the event has become about far more than golf. The scorecards, wagers, and bragging rights still matter — but the real purpose is reconnecting with the people who shaped our lives. Each summer the field makes the pilgrimage back to Birchwood to relive old stories, make new ones, and prove that no lead is safe and no putt is guaranteed. Some players arrive as guests and leave as permanent members of the fraternity.
This year the Invitational hits the road — two Northwoods heavyweights, back to back.
Links-style front nine into a heavily wooded back nine — one of the most respected public tracks in the state. No water back there, but the woods will eat your golf balls just as fast.
Named for its undulating, "turtle-backed" greens and mounded terrain through the woods. Two bars on site — including one downstairs that will send a barback to Walmart for more Tito's if the rain delay lasts too long.
Where to be, when to be there, and what it costs.
Let the Committee know when you plan on arriving and whether you're playing Thursday. Do not park on the grass — and park clear of the guest cabin so the bus can make its full circle without anyone doing a last-second car shuffle. Keep your car away from anywhere the Chairman might be standing.
Most of you will be gone before the Committee opens its eyes. No need to knock and say thanks — just handle the list:
Bring at least $105 in cash for buy-ins — more if you plan on playing the worst gambling games known to man.
$420 via Venmo covers your bus rides, green fees Friday and Saturday, food, cabin cleaning, and hats.
All beverages are communal — bring what you'd like to share.
Quick bets for the weekend. Set by the Committee. No cash value, allegedly.
Lines subject to change without notice. Payouts settled in cash, dignity, or both.
Ranked by handicap, low to high. Draft accordingly.

The definition of "short and sweet." Not the long drive — pinpoint accuracy, drains putts. Sleeps in chairs. Plays an absurd number of rounds as a bachelor living the dream.

One of the prettiest swings you'll see. Not many holes in this guy's game. Good things come in small packages. Certified girl dad with two girls and a knack for winning.

Director of Sport. Absolute weapon off the tee and around the greens — look for him in the first round. Father of 2, and can cripple Philly's mental game with a look.

Loves taint. Great mustache. Father of 1, newly identified as a surfer bro. Loves a good mind game.

COO. Sometimes maybe good, sometimes maybe shit. Father of 1.5 girls, elite body frame, 10/10 sideburns.

Human golden retriever. Father of 1 — used to live in a van down by the river, now lives in a home.

Play well to My Chemical Romance or Fall Out Boy at max volume? This is your guy. Voice of an angel. Ken the Barbie doll's cousin. Another certified girl dad with a lovely mustache and questionable music.

They don't call him Philly Tall Grass for nothin'. Lives in a glass cage of emotion. Living the bachelor lifestyle while finding the tall grass.

Rocks a mixed bag of junior clubs, men's clubs, and a putter from 1969. Harness his emotions and he's a valuable asset. If used incorrectly, watch a sand wedge helicopter its way into a pond. Recently engaged, and our sponsor of the 2026 firework show.

The Chairman. A leader, both on and off the course. Has a patent pending for an arm sleeve training device that holds your elbow in a hyperextended state. Lives with his mom at 32, and father of one dog who failed hunting school.

DINK living the dream as a chill guy with chill vibes.

Jack's buddy. Erik Hilgren is his birth name, and was recently married in the BVIs. Also hits dingers.

Word on the street: he's been putting in the work. Lowest handicap to date, poised to make a run at another title. Most excited about the new hats. New bachelor on the block, a real scramble threat, and got a tattoo at 13.

Has been known to get golf balls and/or himself stuck in trees. Father of 2; his dad was the high school golf coach, and he still sucks. Also, human forklift.

CEO. Once won this tournament in a dress. Strong mental toughness — still chasing the game he had at the Air Force Academy in 2016. Father of 2 boys, military veteran, newfound identity as a southern gentleman.

Bi-lingual globe-trotter who can over-analyze the slightest things. Checks out.

Might play better for your team if you just hand him a left-handed club. Father of 1.5 boys, made flying his whole personality in 2019.

The Chairman's cousin. The Driver is his weapon, but not the one you find in a golf bag. Lives a cush lifestyle on the shores of Lake Gervais, father of 2, and owner of an awful hairline.

Making his first ever appearance at the Invitational. Everyone say hi, Ted. WARNING: Do not make any sudden movements or extended eye contact with this guy. Father of 2 male dogs, and loves killing animals. Look out.

Sustained major head trauma at a past event; his game hasn't been impacted as a result. Father of 2 children that will drink your Tito's.
Notable names still missing from a winning team. Draft carefully.
The highlights reel. Some of these are still under investigation.
A moment to recognize those not with us this year. All persons named are, to the committee's knowledge, alive and well — simply having chosen brunch, their own children, or a work trip over the Invitational.
One legendary appearance, then quietly removed from the list entirely.
Passion, energy, and freestyle raps. Return expected in years to come.
His first year missing in tournament history — still chasing that first shot of glory.
Legend of the bonfire, speaks in cursive. Benched for the foreseeable future.
Fresh off completing the three-peat, no-showed his bid for a fourth straight — for a "work trip" that was actually the state fair.
AKA Joe Daniels, AKA Blow Davis. Remains benched despite repeated, threatening complaints to the committee.
AKA Joe's Caretaker. Benched by association — eligible to return once Joe matures.
Benched after refusing to wrestle Philly during Wrestlemania 2022.
Status unclear. Got us dope hats though.
Missing his second year in a row — reportedly because he's a good lover and doesn't run the household.
A few from the road, over the years.




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